Pity me and crush my doubt of a world that’s turned unkind. I’m headed for the nearest door, ‘cause I am here to go. Laugh if you want to or say you don’t care, but…I’ll probably stay…it’s a place to live my life. There are some monumental good things I can’t live without. Meanwhile, I’ll pray for no man. The message to their movements makes me want to clear my throat. It’s time for evil spuds to shrivel up. But don’t shoot me for my gut feelings. Instead, look when I signal and unlock my secret voice; I am the girl u want with four red lips. I like explosions that leave me feeling good. Meow, meow, meow!

I. Am. A. Total. Dork.